Sunday, April 09, 2006

R U ready 4 the Apocalypse?

Sorry about going all Prince in the headline, but it looks like we should all start partying like it's 1999. (Fu)'king Insane Emperor G.W. Bush ('king W. for short) is discussing a nuclear strike on Iran with his military buds. It's all over the Sunday news shows, and we all knew Iran was next of his list. Hell, it might even happen in time for Jesus' return on Easter Sunday this coming week!

The self-appointed Chosen One (and I'm NOT talking about Jesus here; Jesus is innately humble and peace-loving) and his cronies have done a lot to hasten the end of the world.

'king W. and his cronies have refused to acknowledge global warming and have set back environmental protections by 40 years or more, even allowing some of the worst polluters to keep polluting. He and his cronies have squeltched civil rights and eroded the wall separating church and state so it became easier to get all his Christianist buddies into power positions (note that I said Christianist, not Christian; Christianists are those radical fundamentalist politicians who are morally superior, extremely judgemental, and eagerly awaiting the Rapture - I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they get "left behind" for politicizing Jesus and judging lest they be judged).

There's more....

'king W. and his cronies have created a climate where questioning their actions is equal to being seen as traitor - don't question him or his plans or the terrorist win! He and his cronies have given the biggests tax breaks to the very wealthiest, so they can buy their stairway to heaven and eliminate the middle class. He and his cronies have cut funding for higher education and mandated the No Child Left Behind program in order to keep America's youth ignorant so they can easily be led...

But wait, there's more...

He and his cronies have gotten us into a quagmire of a civil war in Iraq and they all lied to get us there. He and his cronies have purposely leaked confidential information for political gain. He and his cronies have alienated essentially all of our world allies. He and his cronies have employed torture techniques and laughed in the face of the Geneva Convention. And now we hear talk about he and his cronies looking at options for various attacks on Iran, specifically NOT ruling out a nuclear attack.

Impeach him now before he pushes that button and unleashes the worst war in human history. You may think I'm overreacting, but I'm sincerely afraid that 'king W. and his cronies could really, really screw us all over TO THE MAX. Oh well, maybe in the resulting post-apocalyptic wasteland some of those nuclear zombies will attack his little protective bunker and eat his brains. Then the cockroaches can take over...

Oh, by the way, if I conveniently disappear for sharing this opinion, you'll know the Men in Black came for me.

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