--Rev. Jerry Fallwell, noted evangelist on God's retribution on 9/11
GOD TELLS ME TO
by the Ass Ponys - from the album The Known Universe
I’m gonna walk around the yard
Until I find a hill of ants
Take a magnifying glass
Heat ‘em up and watch ‘em dance
And I only hurt because I think of you
And I only kill because God tells me to
I drove by your house today
But I didn’t dare to stop
And I felt just like an ant
As I rode around the block
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
--Susan B. Anthony, reformer and suffragist (1820-1906)
"God send us down an unbeliever who will deliver us from the madness of the morally certain."
--John Gorka from "On the Road"
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